true story actually years ago show me the day I was sitting with a good friend of

would spend the whole day together and he looks at me on David

and I noticed you somewhere nice you're relatively nice of her

dressed up a little bit but I want to get Old Charlie's

friend of ours Jeremy give us a call to the you just left Academy Sports and

for church the next day I just know that we have to go now you said I'm on the driver so we go and not get to

we're just kind of goofing around and see my 18 year old do in their sports equipment

a territory when you do a company into the back of the store so we can we coming back to the store confusing

enough he thought we were trying to walk out with this merchandise well

ain't playing our case you know about we weren't we were just a no standing by the door everything well

you know that the stuff we had the ties when I was already call the police where does please show up

slap handcuffs on a walk right out the front door my friend is is

the life I died till we get there you know to the police station a Wii U well I

standing there. I'm ready for my mugshot to be taken out told myself I ever got to rest as I was going to smile for my mugshot I was going to

just really just cheese go to about the time that they're about to take my picture the door

a storm about the hang of being super tight and he was just he was laying in all this

about his wife talking about all kinds of stuff where is I

the picture scared out of my mind yeah I'm going to call my dad and tell him I'm in jail

it's kind of a good number of people will God looks out for

in the car will they arrest her and to go to arrest me and I told her it was an

out he had a Murder One murder warrant came out of his mouth my friend looked at me and in mouth the words

the game and then she want to go around the Raven getting me throwing on my clothes out the front yard

said it for domestic disputes that I was yelling screaming they thought I had a better one I'm not ready for this he's freaking out

the pretty one so if anything goes down I'll give you up in a heartbeat well sure enough I realize that

down the interstate being chased Rex the vehicle goes to get out of the in the median to run across the

falls in the hole breaks his foot and he was poking my friend with his foot begging for a foot massage my friend you just

we stay overnight for a while we're just sitting there not words being spoken about freaking out call her parents

cold is a walk is how we look out of the handcuffs and the straw that the straw that broke the camel's back for my

up he was mad he was taking was just a fury I'm talking about red hot

the bail bondsman Poison Ivy and we're walking down and and my daddy was mad he was angry and

down and saw the pink handcuffs and my dad just got to laugh and he's all Bailey's all my friends face

the Bond drives away that is a story the time that me and my friend

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